This is

Every picture Tom takes of me (when I let him hold the camera).

*scroll past this nonsense for actual photos*

I just thought I'd share his brilliant talent, if only to make you appreciate my photos a touch more in contrast.

"Hey Meg, compared to that guy who sucks, you're AMAZING!".

Oh I know I'm amazing...compared to that guy who sucks.

And now we can all mock me for being nearly the same shade of white as my dress.

Let's all do that.

Or not.

(I don't even know who "we" is...)


Anywhooooo...

Here is Chinese Virgin Mary and Chinese Baby Jesus
(as seen in Chinatown.)

Click to enlarge or reawaken the dead igniting a zombie world war of sorts.

Poor baby Jesus and his mitten shaped hand. Bet he got a lot of flack for that.


Later...

We went to Washington Square Park. (which despite the appearance of the photos, was paaaaaaaaacked)

And while we sat on the new benches, listened to a group of street musician's play "On Broadway", and watched a guy ride a unicycle with a tourist on his shoulders,

I looked at Tom and said:

"We're really lucky we live here."

<3

I'm obsessed

with this font lately.

Primarily because

my hand writing is ATROCIOUS.

I remember in junior high,

girls practicing

these big, fat, swirly, flirty letters...

until eventually they trained themselves to write like that all the time.

I never did.

Today While Leaving

Color Me Mine in Manhattan, Thomas spazzed and took us into Brooklyn.

We do not live in Brooklyn.

But while heading home on the Brooklyn Queens Expressway, I saw the tip of the top of a ferris wheel.

Me: OH MY GOD A CARNIVAL!

(I am easily excited and a loud mouth.)

It's been done a million times before:

but not by me.

Click to enlarge or risk ring worm infection. FACT.

Today was lovely.

I haven't been to a carnival in forever.

My feet hurt.

But it's always nice to finally take pictures you've intended to for forever.

...

I bought this book a few weeks ago...

But it's so bad, it deserved to be vandalized.

I'm not sure what that smudge on it is.

I had cheese fries for dinner tonight.

That may explain it.

(click to enlarge or I'll...um something threatening)

Last night for dinner I had strawberries.

Things are not going well.

The guy at the diner must think that I have no life.

He's pretty much right.

But hey,

At least I don't work in a diner, fatty.

I'm really pissy this week.
&
I'm sure my Mother will call me
and scold me for posting crappy drawings with curse words.

oh well.

Click around my blog.

there's lots of other less crappy crap elsewhere.

Postcards?

I don't know what these are.

Your guess is as good as mine.

(click to enlarge or coyotes will eat you in the night.)

These remind me of...a lot of things and people.

I'm moody this week.

This is evidence of it.

That and all the yelling at people. =)

These are a few photos I adore but no one else ever would because they weren't there with me.

They needed some 'graffiti'.
or something.

I'm impressed with how inarticulate I am today.

I want to live in a dollhouse.

Or a snow globe.

...

Ocean Grove, NJ.

About 1 mile by mile.

These

houses

are

incredible.

But this one is by far my favorite:

<3

Dear Teenagers of New Jersey,

Your drawing of what appeared to be anatomically incorrect, male genitalia and declaration of "I AM A HOMOSEXUAL" in 6 foot tall letters across the beach, inspired me to draw in the sand as well!

But as you can see, I went a slightly different route:

(click to enlarge or I pout)

Thanks for the idea (or actually the nudge in the direction of an idea (kinda.))

Stay classy youth of NJ!

Love, Meg

ps. Yes, I put parenthesis inside of parenthesis. Back off.

Guess Where I Went

...

(as always...click to enlarge)

Killed my camera's battery in record time.

Scared a cat...

Saw some giant stuff...

Confirmed they didn't kill the boardwalk just yet...

& Came home too tired to write cohesive sentences.

ZZZzzzZZzzZz.

I've been MIA

Winter, being too busy and wisdom teeth surgery=no photos.

Thank God, that's all over and done with. So to celebrate I went to my favorite place on the planet: The Cloisters, in The Bronx.

Go there before you die or you fail. =)

(sidenote...my photo software isn't working so I couldn't fix up any of these on this laptop =/ the only thing i could do was resize them using MSpaint...LAME. So here's only a handful of them.)







Best day ever. But seriously...Europeans...I thought it was just a myth...but OMGEWYOUSMELLGOHOME.

I almost got arrested for these pictures...

...Not really but I did get asked to leave by some law enforcement-type entity for having a tripod in a nontripod environment...or something like that.

All I know is a mean man in a hat scolded me.

God, I'm a dork

I've been sick so long. 3 weeks, I think. I really wanted to get out and take some pictures tonight but my partner in crime wasn't feeling up to it.

So I worked with what I had: A fridge full of fruit, a marker and a nifty little camera.

Pretty bad Stop Motion Animation, but considering it was my first attempt, I'm pleased. =)